EPEEN

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 For one month only you can show your true internet power for all to see
high score list! Once the month is over, the high score board is locked in
forever! Don't sleep!

'hiscore epeen' will show you the greatest E-peen's in the known universe!

This is an account wide stat, thats right, one purchase grows all your
characters E-peens!  What a deal!

You can get this limited time deal by typing 'hiscore epeen buy #' Each cm
of POWER will cost a measly 2, 000, 000 (2mil) zeni!!!!

But be careful!  If you die in PVP you'll lose 0.25cm!!!!!!  So buy early
and often and make sure you look out for those who'd crush your e-peen!

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SEE ALSO: APRIL FOOLS, SEND HELP, PLEASE RENDO WONT LET ME LEAVE I REALLY
DO NEED HELP BUT ALL OF YOU THINK I JUST ENJOY CODING AND I LIKE IT HERE...
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HE SAYS TO ME BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. HE'S NOT EVEN MY
REAL DAD.

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